Not only are my (ever ample) bosoms providing enough milk to feed many, many children, they are also great flotation devices.
Dear Lord – put them away!
I am Beth. Just Beth. Although as I have moved to the country I am considering changing my name to Bev. Because I’ve won a blue ribbon at the local show and EVERYTHING. But I guess that’s fast forwarding a little. As Coldplay said, let’s go back to the start.. More about me.
ROFL!!!!